100% Natural Stress Relief and Much Much More!

You know all those people trying to tell you that x product is a natural way to be healthy? You know, like the people trying to sell you green tea to lose weight, or the people trying to sell you megavitamins, or something questionable.

Well, I’m here to tell you a 100% natural way of maintaining healthfulness that makes you feel great, and it’s absolutely free! All it requires is your hand.

Before I get to it, some of the benefits of this completely natural technique include:

• Relief of depression
• Decreased risk of mortality (in men)
• Relief of cramps caused by premenstrual syndrome
• And general stress relief

The secret to brightening your day, in case you haven’t clicked on the above links, is masturbation. Really, there’s nothing wrong with it. Most women do it. If you’re like me and have no religious convictions restraining you then there is absolutely nothing morally wrong with it because it doesn’t harm anybody and benefits yourself.

No need to get wrapped up in some complicated sexual relationship, to buy clothes and cosmetics to attract boys, all you need is a hand.

The reason why I’m here, talking openly about this, is because it’s so stigmatized. Whoever you are, you probably found this post awkward and all because of your social inclinations not to talk about it, but that same awkwardness toward this topic is the same thing that gives both girls and boys infinite self-shame for something that’s completely normal, completely natural, completely beneficial.

Now just take all that awkwardness and get over it.