Cryptozoology

After much pursuing, cajoling, and extortion, we finally got Sasquatch to agree to an interview, which we conducted several weeks ago. He enjoyed it so much that he agreed to write a regular column for us, Dear Sasquatch. In part 1 of our interview, he explains why he’s always blurry …

Dear Sasquatch: My girlfriend and I were talking about déjà vu experiences, and she says they are proof that humans have innate ESP abilities that we just have to develop. Do you think this is possible? Is déjà vu a form of precognition? —Alison P.

Dear Sasquatch: Some friends and I were playing around with a Ouija Board the other night, just for fun, but it actually started moving around on its own. And some of the answers were things that were totally private. For example, my friend jokingly asked if I was going to …

Dear Sasquatch: I have been using Vaseline on my lips and skin for years. I’m a student, and it’s so much cheaper than all the expensive products out there. But a few people have told me it causes cancer. Are they right? —Jen K.

Dear Sasquatch: My friend is trying to talk me into trying a juice fast diet. She lost like seven pounds on it, and she says it also removes toxins. Should I try it? Does it really work? Harper W.

Seeing as it’s Hallowe’en, I thought I would make a compilation of my favourite spooky internet memes for our faithful readers to peruse at their leisure. Featuring such delights as: Smile Dog, The Slender Man, The Rake and more! Are they real? You decide… *insert evil laugh here*

Today is Halloween, the celebration of all things scary and spooky. In the modern day, at least in America, it is simply a fun holiday, where everyone gets to dress up in costumes, eat candy, carve pumpkins, scare themselves, and pretend to believe in superstitions. It began, however, as the …

I popped up for a bit of air in the midst of exam craziness this week, and happened to find this peculiar news story. Most of that is probably nonsense to the average reader, so let me explain. The Taniwha is a creature from Maori Mythology. READ: Fictional Creature. Inspiration …