Mother’s Day

Wait thirty minutes after eating before you swim or you’ll get stomach cramps and drown. Don’t read in low light or you’ll ruin your eyes. Eat your carrots! They’ll improve your vision. Feed a cold; starve a fever. Once you start shaving, the hair will just grow back darker and …

I can’t even begin to explain how much awesome is packed into this song. The biology, the beautiful ode, having his supercool alter ego (as evidenced by the sweet sunglasses) sing harmony.